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He was surprised at first, but when I opened my lips a bit he pushed his tongue into my mouth and kissed me more passionately. With my right hand I untied the top string of my bikini top and leaned back a bit and it fell down and I then pushed my tits into his chest. His hands were now grabbing my ass and massaging it.


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