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I got out and grabbed my phone and snapped pictures of everybody messing around in the pool, I got some of everybody ganging up on Chris, just Rita and Stephanie, and some of all the girls. Everybody else got out and took their own pictures so I could get in on some too. By the time we were done everyone snapped at least ten with their phone and we had enough pictures to big beautiful women online dating singles big beautiful women online dating singles fill an entire book. We got back in and went back to dunking and slamming each other in the water over and over, Chris picked on Dana more than the others after the big beautiful women online way dating singles she messed with him earlier, since she was stationary in the water she wasn’t as deadly, and he took full advantage. I straight up just took turns powerbombing and choke slamming and
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Remember last week when we went to the store to pick up some stuff for dinner? The cashier was hitting on you and doing that LL Cool J lip thing and you were just soaking it all up.” “What! He told me my dress was nice and big beautiful women online dating singles I said thanks!” “Nooooooo, he said your ass looked nice in that dress and you giggled and did a pirouette, I was right there. I stepped away for a second and you online big singles women beautiful dating big beautiful women online dating singles were soaking up the attention, and I’m just gonna forget the guy looked like ing Justin Beiber!” “That’s not the same Chris. Girls flirt is different than boys flirt.big beautiful women online dating singles big beautiful women online dating &rdquo singles; “Different as in girls can get away with it and boys can’t? That’s a big difference.” “Different as in girls mostly do it for the compliments, whereas boys do it to get in their pants.” “So knowing this you still continued to let him do it, knowing he wanted in your pants?” “Just because he wanted to women online singles get big beautiful dating in my pants doesn’t mean I was gonna let him.” “But you entertained the idea, even right now he probably thinks he still has a chance.” “Well you don’t give me compliments so I’m happy whenever I get one.” “What! I do give you… how did this go from you obviously flirting with him to I don’t give you compliments? That’s a classic female turn it around so it’s your fault move!” “Well it’s true, if you gave me more compliments I wouldn’t have online beautiful women dating big singles big beautiful women online dating singles to seek them out.” “Wha… I don’t! If you would put your titties on my head more often I wouldn’t have to find somebody to do it.” “You guys are ing hilarious!” I laughed.
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