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08.02.2018

"You're so wet Emily." She leans over me and kisses my shoulders and back. I arch my back in pleasure and move my hand back to pull her

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tighter into me. She grabs my hand and slams it down on the bed back above my head. "Keep your hands there." I groan in frustration but then she moves her fingers and I groan for a whole different reason. Her fingers rub my clit lightly and I buck against her hand for more friction. I bite back the words that were trying to force their way out. I feel her smile against my skin as she plunges her fingers in me faster.


I grip the bed sheets in my fists and let out a whimpering jokes about dating and being single moan. She fingers me harder, her knuckles pressing firmly against my pussy lips. Suddenly she stands up straight and reaches underneath me from my front and rubs my clit. Yessss!" My legs jokes about dating and being single tremble as my orgasm crashes down on me; hard. My pussy tightens around her still thrusting fingers and my clit pulses under her relentless fingers.


I let out a small squeal and pull on the sheets as my back arches. She doesn't stop and I'm thrown abruptly into another orgasm. I let out a strangled moan and my legs simply can't keep me up anymore. I rest most of my weight on the bed and she holds my bottom half up when she finally removes her fingers from my clit, her other fingers jokes about dating and stopping being single inside of me. Her hot breath washes over my slick back as she chuckles lightly, making goosebumps erupt across my skin.


I open my eyes and raise my head to find that I had pulled off the bed sheet from one corner as she gently pulls out of me, making me shiver slightly. I pulled the sheet off." We look at the sheet single dating being about and jokes jokes about dating and being single about jokes dating and being single that had rolled off of one corner of the bed. I realize I hadn't eaten since the car ride here when I managed to snag a couple of cereal bars. "If you want, I can make us some breakfast?" I hesitate. She turns to me after putting on a black silk robe. It ended mid thigh and fell apart near her chest, her cleavage obviously shown. "You obviously can leave whenever you want, but you can also stay, I'm offering. Plus, I don't have anything going on until later tonight and I'd like to get to know you better. I'm not completely ice cold." She jokes with a smile. I have work." She smiles and puts her hands behind her back, rocking briefly jokes about dating and being single back on her heels in amusement. Like you did the first time?" I blush and turn to find the panties I had kicked away. I'm not excited about it." I pick

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up the panties I had on. She goes to the drawer and grabs another pair of panties and hands them to me. "Here, you can wear these and I'll wash the other ones. Why aren't you excited about it?" She asks as she takes the ruined pair of panties. "Well the restaurant is so busy on Saturday afternoons and I'm single jokes always and being dating about moving and sometimes I mess up orders. Can I burrow a shirt ?" She smiles and grabs a t-shirt from the dresser.


I don't have the best memory either." I pull jokes about dating and being the single shirt onto my body and she starts to walk downstairs. "Do I not get pants ?" She turns and bites her lip with a smile. I just...I'll get you some pants." She starts to walk to her dresser again, but I stop her. What were you planning on making me?" I ask as I start to walk downstairs.


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I let out a whimper and grab her hips and press her body against mine. She groans and moves us so I am pressed against the wall. She bites her lip and looks down my body, her heavy breathing noticeable as I let jokes about dating and being single my own eyes linger to her chest. I can make it worth your while." She wiggles her eyebrows suggestively. I will definitely continue this on Monday though." I kiss her lightly and jokes about dating and being single smile.


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He gets down jokes about dating and being single on his knees and goes over to her bed. Josh and her have not cum yet, but it’s close.


I’m just going to crawl in bed with them, they’ll freak out until I join in and her too. He slipped in her full size bed as they froze and went quiet. He whispers: (..”keep going you guys, I’m just going to join you”…) They don‘t move... Missy whispers….“oh my gosh, come on in and we’ll have a 3some!..this is the best! …my two lovers jokes and about dating and being single now we’re all together!…joshie, scoot over to give daddy some room.“…) Josh is about to have a heart attack, he’s so shook up.


His heart jokes about dating and being single is jumping out of his chest, beating so fast. (“…dad..my sister is the hottest girl in the world, and I..I oh my gosh..”) (“Shhhhh…we can’t wake you mother, she would have a heart attack is she catches us.”…) Josh needs a rest. Missy starts kissing her dad and feels his huge boner…(“..oooo daddy, you really want me bad tonight!..that’s a huge boner you have for me.”..) His big boner really excites her, and she goes down to suck it. Dad’s jokes about dating and being single hands feels her sweet little butt and starts to moan. He’s very close to cuming, he’s so hot. Now Josh’s dick has sprung up again and he feels her jokes about dating and being single butt too.


Together they start kissing her little body, feeling her pussy and titties. She’s in heaven feeling 4 hands on pros and cons of single dating her, feeling all her good parts. She tries not to moan, but can’t hold it back. (…“oh god you guys…your making me crazy!, cum in my mouth, daddy…I want to taste you …now!…) She started jokes about dating and being single sucking and jacking him fast. Dad, turns his face in a pillow and yells as he shoots cum in her little mouth, over and over…and over! It’s the biggest cum he’s ever shot in her mouth before, and she’s loving it….(“wow daddy!..you had a big cum that time!..I like big cums, you like me to suck you, don’t you daddy. I like that.”) Josh is about to explode and Missy turns and puts his dick back in her pussy. She starts ing him fast….’jokes about dating and being single joshie…make missy cum..yes …do it fast..oh gee, it’s cuming joshie ..it’s… Oh god josh!! eeeeee and she bucked and buried her face in josh’s chest and single about dating being jokes and yelled her moan…her whole little body shook steady…and shook some more as she climaxed big. Josh made animal noises as he felt his dick explode in her, his balls jokes about dating and being single ached at he pumped load after load in his sister…he moaned a long moan…and trembled and shook, then collapsed on top of dating profile canal winchester ohio charlie her. Missy jokes about dating and being single and Josh just had the best cum’s of they’re life. He too just had a super cum, that left him in bliss. Missy finally rubbed around her soaking wet little and jokes dating being about single

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I could tell from the light in the room that she fell asleep with the TV on. I couldn’t see what was on it yet because of how her room being was single dating about and jokes<

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My friends mom janet had fallen asleep watching lesbian porn. I looked over to see single and dating and troy mi if Janet had moved at all since I entered her room. I looked back at the tv and just kept watching the girls have with each other. The way they were kissing and jokes about dating and being single touching licking and sucking each other just made me watch more.


I layed down on the floor in front of janet's bed and just kept watching. I got so turned on and excited I reached down to my panty’s and started rubbing my pussy god I was so wet. I kept looking up to Janet's bed to make sure I wasn’t waking her up with my moans and other sounds I was making while I was getting myself off. I stayed down there on the floor watching this girl on girl porn and rubbing my pussy for about an hour. I remembered why I went in there in the first place . I got up and stole my cigarette from Janet's pack and walked out of the room and closed the door behind me. As I stood there on the porch smoking my cig I thought about all of what I just saw .What those girls were doing to each other. I knew that night that’s how I want to have . After I finished my cigarette I went to the room where all us girls were sleeping. I jokes about dating and being singljokes about dating and being single e crawled in to my sleeping bag and rubbed my self one more time and got off dam it felt so good . I fell asleep wondering when I will taste my first jokes about dating and being single pussy. I never told April about that night .The next morning when we were all awake for breakfast and Janet came out of her room I kept it to myself . Pretended nothing ever happened but I found my self looking at April's mom a little different. For the first time I looked at a woman in a ual way. When ever I went to April's after that I would check out her mom. I would ask her to play wii fit with me so I could get a better look at her tits. When I was alone I would rub my pussy and fantasize about having with Janet often. I imagined her having things like vibrators and strap-ons she could use on me. When I was taking a bath or when I was in bed alone I would rub my pussy till I came thinking of Janet.


During the next few months I started to notice that Janet was looking at me as well. Especially during summer when I would go over to April's to swim in her pool. Giving me the up dating a man with a child down ( a girl knows when were being looked at). I would do extra stretches and bends so she would get a eyeful.


It was such a turn on when I caught her jokes about dating and being single checking me out. I know she made my vag tingle and that’s all that matters. I have to admit I liked the way she looked in hers too. She offered to rub my back a lot with lotion and I would lay there just enjoying her touching me. there would be all of “ how do you know “ and drama like that .



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